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HOW TO PLAY

Let's start with the basics.
The Single

The Single

The Single acts as the judge each round. To start the game, go ahead and pick the person with the most dates under their belt.

This will either feed their ego or really, really depress them as they think about the futility of Tinder and how they will never get married or have kids or be happy, really. The fun starts early here, folks!

Perks

Perks

The PERK cards are the qualities you want in a date. These make your date AWESOME.

Maybe your fictional date LOVES DOGS! Maybe your date is a FAMOUS CHEF! Try and make your date as cool and unique as you are, you beautiful, shining snowflake!

Red Flags

Red Flags

The RED FLAG cards are the qualities that make your date really AWFUL.

These get played on your totally rad date by your mean friend to make your carefully crafted dreamboat an undateable mess. Maybe your date is given A CHIPMUNK VOICE. Or maybe your date is placed ON DEATH ROW. Really uncool, guys!

DRAW

DRAW

Your cards should be separated into two piles: PERKS and RED FLAGS. If they're all mixed up then it's time to think about your organizational skills, you bloody savage.

Each player except the Single draws FOUR Perks and THREE Red Flags. With the exception of beer stains, rips, and folds, your hand will look something like this.

MAKE YOUR DATE!

Using what you know about the Single, pick two Perks to create the best date you can for them. Starting with the player to the left of the Single, each player plays their two Perks and reads the cards out loud to the table. After all Perks are read, and beginning once again with the player to the Single's left, each player plays a Red Flag onto the player to their left. You'll end up with a final hand that's something like THIS:
OLYMPIC GYMNAST
OLYMPIC GYMNAST
SWOON! Maybe they medaled in some non-lame sport!
LOVES VIDEO GAMES
LOVES VIDEO GAMES
Ok, honestly this could go either way. KNOW YOUR SINGLE!
SLEPT WITH ONE OF YOUR PARENTS   RECENTLY
SLEPT WITH ONE OF YOUR PARENTS RECENTLY
This is the RED FLAG your jerk friend played on you. Maybe the family of the single is like, really, uncomfortably close? YEESH. GOOD LUCK!

WINNING!

Now the players argue why the Single should pick their character to date and reject the other candidates. The Single must imagine that they will date this person long-term, and will be expected to do all of the things they would do while dating anyone else.

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